Zombie apocalypse front and center on Amazon.com
Posted November 14, 2012 11:04 am.
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VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) – Do you have your 72 hour emergency kit fully stocked?
You might be prepared for an earthquake, tsunami or blackout but chances are (and we’re making an assumption here) you are not ready for the zombie apocalypse.
Amazon.com apparently wants to change that, creating a page featuring nothing but supplies to help in case of an attack from the undead.
Alright, it might be tongue-in-cheek (and maybe a subtle ad for a video game) but it does offer a comprehensive supply of “zombie protection essentials”.
It’s hard for a hungry zombie to eat your brains if you are sporting a good helmet — the top suggestion is the Husqvarna ProForest Chain Saw Helmet System (presumably the face mask will also keep the spatter out of your eyes).
Categories also include First Aid Supplies, Hunting Accessories, Ropes and Cables, Fire Resistant Clothing, Protective Boots, Vests — and of course Duct Tape.
If you need some zombie intel, all the best “attack of the undead” survival movies and books are also conveniently grouped together on the page.
In the words of badass zombie killer Tallahassee in the film Zombieland, “Time to nut up or shut up!”
Consider yourself prepared.
